Christmas. A magical time of year filled with twinkly lights, mince pies, mulled wine… and blood sugar chaos, digestive distress, poor sleep, family dynamics, and the mysterious reappearance of symptoms you thought you’d “sorted”.
From a Functional Medicine (FM) perspective, Christmas isn’t the problem. The all-or-nothing mindset is.
So rather than telling you to avoid everything joyful (absolutely not), here’s a real-world, slightly quirky guide to getting through Christmas with your health — and your sanity — intact.
Rule #1: Ditch “I’ll Start in January” Thinking
Your body doesn’t recognise calendars.
It does recognise:
- Repeated blood sugar spikes
- Alcohol + poor sleep combos
- Digestive overload
- Chronic stress (yes, even “festive” stress)
🎄 FM reframe: Christmas isn’t one day. It’s often 3–4 weeks of small decisions. And small decisions matter.
Aim for “mostly supportive, occasionally indulgent”, not perfection.
Rule #2: Protein Is Your Christmas Wingman
Every festive spread is beige. Delicious, yes — but beige.
From a Functional Medicine lens, protein:
- Stabilises blood sugar
- Prevents energy crashes
- Reduces sugar cravings
- Supports mood (hello, serotonin & dopamine)
🎄 Survival tip:
Before pudding, chocolates or that third mince pie:
- Eat turkey, salmon, eggs, lentils, nuts, cheese, yoghurt
- Add protein to breakfast (this alone can transform the day)
Think of protein as buffering your festive fun.
Rule #3: Alcohol Is a Hormone Disruptor in Tinsel
Sorry. It is.
Alcohol:
- Raises cortisol
- Disrupts oestrogen metabolism
- Impacts sleep quality (even if you “sleep”)
- Depletes magnesium and B vitamins
- Feeds inflammation and gut irritation
🎄 FM compromise (because balance):
- Drink with food
- Alternate every drink with water
- Choose quality over quantity
- Skip the “hair of the dog” (your liver is begging you)
Your liver is working overtime this month — treat it like the unsung hero it is.
Rule #4: Sugar Isn’t the Devil — But Timing Matters
It’s not the chocolate.
It’s chocolate on an empty stomach at 10am, followed by a crash, irritability and the urge to eat everything.
🎄 FM rule of thumb:
- Sweet things after meals = less damage
- Grazing all day = blood sugar rollercoaster
- One good dessert > 17 “just one more”s
Christmas joy without metabolic mayhem is possible.
Rule #5: Protect Your Gut Like It’s Christmas Fragile
Overeating + sugar + alcohol + stress = gut lining irritation.
If you’re prone to:
- Bloating
- Reflux
- IBS symptoms
- Skin flare-ups
- Sinus congestion
…Christmas is when things often flare.
🎄 Gut-friendly basics:
- Chew your food (yes, really)
- Warm foods over cold
- Go gently on raw salads
- Support digestion with bitter foods (rocket, lemon, herbs)
- Take a walk after meals (10 minutes works wonders)
Your gut doesn’t want a detox. It wants respect.
Rule #6: Sleep Is More Important Than “Getting Everything Done”
Late nights, early mornings, disrupted routines — festive or not, poor sleep:
- Raises blood sugar
- Increases inflammation
- Worsens anxiety
- Increases cravings the next day
🎄 FM non-negotiables:
- Magnesium in the evening
- Lights down after 9pm
- Alcohol cut-off time
- One early night every few days
You don’t need perfect sleep.
You need enough good nights to recover.
Rule #7: Family Triggers Count as Stress (Even If You Love Them)
Functional Medicine recognises emotional stress as biological stress.
Old dynamics, expectations, people pushing your buttons — your nervous system doesn’t care that it’s Christmas.
🎄 FM nervous system reset:
- Walks outside (especially daylight)
- Deep breathing before meals
- Boundaries (you’re allowed them)
- Stepping away is self-regulation, not rudeness
A calm nervous system = better digestion, hormones, sleep and mood.
The Real Goal: Don’t Make January Harder Than It Needs to Be
You don’t need:
❌ A cleanse
❌A punishment diet
❌Guilt
You need:
✔️ Blood sugar stability
✔️Liver support
✔️Gut kindness
✔️Nervous system regulation
Final FM Thought
Christmas isn’t about being “good” or “bad”.
It’s about working with your biology instead of fighting it.
Enjoy the season. Support your body.
And remember — health is what allows you to actually enjoy life in the first place 🎄💛